This is where my secret feminist side comes out

Since I can't turn on the television lately without seeing a commercial for Spiderman 3, I've been thinking about the first two movies. I'm moderately enthused for the second sequel - I didn't even bother seeing the first two until they were out of theaters, and they're not my favorite comic book movies by any stretch, but it ought to be fun to see the Evil Black Suit and the Pouty-faced Son of the Goblin and such.

However, there's one element of the movies that makes me grit my teeth and reach frantically for the fast forward button. ( Here's that feminist bit I mentioned )

More parody

Meh. Nothing great about this particular segment, but I have to get it out of the way to get to the other stuff.

( Got important work to do...people to slaughter... )