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matrilI've worked ever so hard at this particular fic, so please comment and let me know what you think of it. :D
She was real pretty, like a flower or something. I dunno. She smelled good too. Sometimes I wanted to make out with her and sometimes I just wanted to drink her blood, but whatever. She sure talked a lot. Usually I tuned her out, nodded now and then so she'd think I was paying attention. After a while I got bored of her, so I left. Forgot all about her while I was gone. I mean, there's a lot of fish in the sea, right? But it turns out she was moping around the whole time, waiting for me. Whatever. I figured, might as well pick up where I left off, right? Big mistake. She just wouldn't shut up about this whole “make me into one of you” thing. Like I'd want to be stuck with her forever. Didn't matter what I said, though. Next thing I know, she's got me saying “I do.” Sure, we had a few fun nights after that, but then she's pregnant and it's nothing but whine, whine, whine all day long. Then the dumb kid turns out to be ugly as a drowned rat.
To top it all off, now she's writing some stupid book about it.
She was real pretty, like a flower or something. I dunno. She smelled good too. Sometimes I wanted to make out with her and sometimes I just wanted to drink her blood, but whatever. She sure talked a lot. Usually I tuned her out, nodded now and then so she'd think I was paying attention. After a while I got bored of her, so I left. Forgot all about her while I was gone. I mean, there's a lot of fish in the sea, right? But it turns out she was moping around the whole time, waiting for me. Whatever. I figured, might as well pick up where I left off, right? Big mistake. She just wouldn't shut up about this whole “make me into one of you” thing. Like I'd want to be stuck with her forever. Didn't matter what I said, though. Next thing I know, she's got me saying “I do.” Sure, we had a few fun nights after that, but then she's pregnant and it's nothing but whine, whine, whine all day long. Then the dumb kid turns out to be ugly as a drowned rat.
To top it all off, now she's writing some stupid book about it.
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//I think the only thing missing from your fic is the threat to stop writing it unless you get X number of reviews :).
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Date: 2009-02-07 03:56 pm (UTC)Genius!
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