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*snerk* I don't usually read much fan fic unless I know the author is decent (and has a basic grouding in spelling and punctuation) but once in a while, when I'm feeling snarky, I dive in for some laughs. Just read the phrase people usually gave them wide births, and I just about popped out an eye from laughing. I assume the intended word was "berths," but "births" makes for some very interesting images....

Anyway, now I'll offer my own work to be set up for ridicule. ;) It's a sort of companion piece to The Kid in the Junk Shop.

( Iego )